Piscescream Horrorscope

Ah, Piscescream, ethereal connoisseur of existential confusion. Today, your senses detect invisible undercurrents that everyone else mistakes for Wi-Fi interference. You may sense someone thinking about you—likely, it’s just the ghost of an unpaid bill, but do bask in the paranoia anyway.

Your natural gift for dissolving boundaries might backfire spectacularly this afternoon, as you find yourself absorbing the anxieties of a passing squirrel, a weepy houseplant, and possibly the municipal water supply. Staying hydrated is recommended, though you might absorb more than you bargained for.

An unexpected aroma may trigger a half-remembered childhood nightmare; embrace it as a sign the universe remembers you, though you would prefer if it didn’t. Keep an eye out for mirrors that wink back, and don’t trust advice given in a bathroom stall—you’re channelling messages from stranger sources than usual.

This evening, your psychic antennas pick up a strong transmission: it’s your own voice, echoing gently from the fog. Listen to yourself for once, and maybe let someone else’s problems remain undigested for a change. Sweet, spectral dreams.