MAR-A-LAGO, FL – Thunder and lightning are threatening to steal the spotlight at President Donald Trump’s spectacular military parade in Washington D.C. this Saturday, but the show will go on, rain or shine!
The parade, which is actually a colossal celebration for President Trump’s birthday, is also doubling as an homage to the Army’s 250th birthday. The event is expected to be the most tremendous military parade ever, evoking an aura of power reminiscent of the grand displays seen in the most stalwart of regimes.
Weather forecasters from Storm Team4 have hinted at the possibility of early showers and thunderstorms around 3 to 4 p.m., just hours before the parade’s grand commencement at 6:30 p.m. Despite this, the parade is still set to roll down Constitution Avenue, come hell or high water.
Downtown D.C. is already bracing for the event with multiple road closures and heightened security. Meanwhile, White House spokeswoman Anna Kelly has confirmed, “The tanks don’t melt! But if there’s lightning, we have to think about safety first.” The Army, resilient as ever, assures the public that they are prepared for any weather-related hitches and will make real-time decisions as necessary.
For those planning to attend this historic event, don’t forget your ponchos and umbrellas. It's going to be a day to remember – a true testament to the unyielding spirit of our military and our leader’s indomitable will!